Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
