I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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