Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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