I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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