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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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