Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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