I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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