so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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