It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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