He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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