How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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