Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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