You work out of a Hotel?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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