Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
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We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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