haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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