Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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