Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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