ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I love you.
Bad choice
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