Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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