in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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