At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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