Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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