No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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