Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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