I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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