i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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