Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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