your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Randomize
