: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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