i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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