Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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