just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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