this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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