I think I died a long time ago.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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