I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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