obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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