Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I came so hard my ears popped.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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