oh god the rape fog is back!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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