god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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