Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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