If that was your dad, he is hot
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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