I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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