Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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