Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Randomize
