i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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