I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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