do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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