i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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