yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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