I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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