i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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