I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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